|Dozens of people emigrated from the ice cream sundae parlour to the bakeries in the great banana split famine of 1966|
|A Portrait of Madonna Patel who was give the bronze croissant for service to the horticultural industry|
Alfonzo himself escaped to a near by bar and being a complete idiot decided to try his luck again. Learning the lesson from the devastating defeat of his army from the first year student body he decided to try what he thought was easier prey. He spied a young blond tourist in the middle of a fight with two women. Angolian historians have pieced together the next few moments. Alfonzo smoothed back his greasy dreadlocks and sauntered over the the women and uttered something along the lines of:
"Hey is this cat bothering you." The women told him to go away, and he said
"Hey baby, why have vanilla, when you can have chocolate. Alfonzo is the sauce." The women repeated their request to go away, but Alfonzo persisted.
"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell form heaven, coz Aflnzo has not seen two such smoking angels before."
At this point the nearby Norwegian tourist, Oscar Erikdotterisen politely asked Alfonzo to leave the ladies alone. Alfonzo pushed the blond tourist over. "Alfonzo to the rescue, don't worry there is plenty of Alfonzo to go around."
While there is some academic debate as to the cause of the death of Alfonzo Boohoohoo; some consider it was due to to the fact Alfonzo spoke in the third person when he tried to pick up women, Others hypothesise it was because he touched the women with his greasy paws. Leading Angolian historian Francois Amelie Deville who interviewed the witnesses has the most accepted theory. The two women were champion karate black belts who were celebrating a mutual friends birthday. They were both quite enamoured by young Oscars accent, and being both highly competitive were fighting over the tourist. Alfonzo's interruption, his violence to their intended paramour, and twenty seven jagerbombs drove the women past breaking point. The two women dragged Alfonzo outside to the car park and promptly kicked him to death. The battle of Oscar Erikdotterisen ended the F.L.A.'s fight and the revolution in Angolia.
|The battle of Oscar Erikdotterisen improved relations between Angolia and Norway considerably.|