Showing posts with label competition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label competition. Show all posts

31 Mar 2013

HUZZAH!

I AM ON STUFF!


Just to clarify for those who think I am currently dancing to opera on 78 speed after snorting the first white powder I found, my film review was published on Stuff.co.nz. 

Now I know this is stuff, and not Empire, but I'll take it for now. here is the article:


THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING AND SUPPORTING ME

And anyone that feels like commenting on stuff to say how awesome I am,  is free to do so. 

I sincerely thank you again.

26 Mar 2013

HELP

 
 Dear readers, and fans(yes both of you),  I would like to ask you all a favour.
  
Stuff.co.nz is offering a chance for somebody to review movies for them.  Here is the link:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff-nation/assignments/8090889/Be-a-movie-reviewer-for-Stuff

Well I thought I would throw my hat into the ring. I mean why not? It could mean the start of an exciting new career?

There is no reason not to try. He who dares wins, or at least he who wins can celebrate with a yummy wine.

But what the devil do I submit?

John was considerably more confused than when he saw how much money Clash of the Titans made.
Do I send in an older review, a newer post, or write a review especially for stuff? I am confounded by choice.

To help me please tell me your favourite review? Or suggest a movie I could review, old or new, good or bad. I would really appreciate the assist.

Here is a picture of a baby monkey to emotionally black mail you into helping me


Thanking you in advance.

24 Jul 2011

Competition

Greetings to you on this wild and fearful night.

Just a wee post to inform you I am trying out for a writing competition run by the Sunday Star times. I am hoping that by coming out of my shell  and submitting some of my work, that it will lead to an exciting change of lifestyle.
Certainly one which has me writing fiction for pleasure, not just to ease the minds of my clients.

Here are the details and conditions of the competition:

SUNDAY STAR-TIMES SHORT STORY COMPETITION 2011 TERMS & CONDITIONS
1. Information on how to enter and prizes form part of these terms and conditions. By participating, entrants agree to be bound by the terms and conditions.
2. Entry is open to New Zealand permanent residents only. Employees and immediate families of Fairfax Media Sundays, Random House New Zealand, Whitcoulls and agencies associated with the Promotion are ineligible to enter. However existing Random House authors are eligible to enter.
3. To enter the “Sunday Star-Times Short Story Competition”, entrants must complete the official entry form which can be downloaded from www.shortstory.co.nz until the 26th August and send with your manuscript to: Sunday Star-Times Short Story Competition, PO Box 1074, Auckland 1140.
4. The “Sunday Star-Times Short Story Awards” commences on July 3, 2011 and closes on Friday August 26, 2010.
5. The maximum length of entries is 3000 words.
6. All entries must be received no later than 5pm on Friday August 26, 2011; otherwise the entry will not be accepted. The Sunday Star-Times takes no responsibility for lost, damaged, misdirected, late, illegible or incomplete entries.
7. All entries must be accompanied by a manuscript, typed in English, double-spaced and on one side of A4 paper only.
8. There is no limit to the number of entries an individual may submit but each entry must be submitted individually and each entry must be accompanied by a completed 2011 entry form.
9. No previous top 10 finalist stories will be accepted.
10. All personal information is to be printed on a separate cover page, with only page numbers and story title on all other pages.
11. Cover page of the Secondary School division entries must include student’s year number, school’s name, address and English teacher’s name.
12. No electronic submissions will be accepted.
13. Entries may not contain any photographs or illustrations.
14. Once an entry is submitted, the manuscript is final. The entry cannot be withdrawn and no alterations can be made to it.
15. Manuscripts will not be returned to the entrants and must be submitted by the author (except Secondary School entries which can be submitted by teachers on behalf of the author with the authors consent).
16. The Secondary School Division is open only to secondary school students. Entrants must be enrolled and attending a secondary school in New Zealand up to August 29, 2011.
17. Stories must be the original work of the entrant alone and no entry may have been published or broadcast, or submitted for publication or broadcast, or entered into any other competition until after November 1, 2011.
18. The Best Unpublished Writer will be selected from the Open Division entries submitted by writers who are “unpublished”. The Sunday Star-Times definition of an unpublished writer is one who has not had a fiction work appear in trade book format. This means that the writer has not had fiction work appear in a widely circulated book format available for sale to the general public.
19. All entries submitted remain the property of the entrant. However, the Sunday Star-Times and Random House the right to publish the winning and highly commended manuscripts of the Open Division and Secondary School Division entered without fee.
20. The prize for the winners in each division is as follows:
Open Division - 1st prize - $5000 cash, story published in the Sunday Star-Times and $500 worth of books from Random House; 2nd prize - $2000 cash, story published in the Sunday Star-Times and $300 worth of books from Random House; 3rd prize - $1000 cash, story published in the Sunday Star-Times and $200 worth of books from Random House. Secondary School Division 1st prize: $1000 cash, story published in the Sunday Star-Times, work experience day at Random House (to be taken day immediately after awards ceremony) PLUS $500 worth of Random House books and a $500 Whitcoulls gift card for the finalist’s school. 2nd prize: $500 cash, story published in the Sunday Star-Times PLUS $300 worth of Random House books and a $300 Whitcoulls gift card for the finalist’s school. 3rd prize: $250 cash, story published in the Sunday Star-Times PLUS $200 worth of Random House books and a $200 Whitcoulls gift card for the finalist’s school.
Best Unpublished Writer - Random House experience with key members of the company, including time with time with a Random House editor and $200 worth of books from Random House. 
21. Winners will be announced in the Sunday Star-Times and on the Sunday Star-Times website (www.shortstory.co.nz) on November 9, 2011. Unsuccessful entrants will not be contacted.
22. The awards ceremony (by invitation only) will be held in Auckland on October 28, 2011. The Sunday Star-Times will provide assistance to the six finalists to cover the costs (return domestic flights and one nights’ accommodation on the evening of the awards ceremony) in attending the awards ceremony, at the Sunday Star-Times’ sole discretion. This does not include airport transfers or meals or any other charges of a personal nature.
23. The finalists' names, entry details, biographical information and photographs will be required by Fairfax Media and will be used for promotional purposes without compensation. You consent to this use of your details by entering the competition. 

25. The judges’ decision regarding the winners’ is final and no correspondence will be entered into.

So I will be considering, mulling, pondering, drinking, and asking advice as to my submission.

Me looking for inspiration

I might even post it on here.

Wish me luck!

26 Jun 2011

Romance is hard

Well I have finally finished my wee entry for the romance competition, and it was harder than I thought.  I initially did my research by reading some romance stories. And I will thank my friend for the loan. I won't identify them here just in case they don't want me to, but I appreciate all your help with this.

I have to say I over estimated myself. Or maybe that's not accurate. I think I just didn't appreciate the brevity that 120 words requires.

I have been told I am a contextual writer. And I see no reason to disagree with this observation.  My first attempt involved me sitting at my desk muttering "romance" over and over to myself. Then I came up with the idea of what would happen if you were the get away driver for a crew of bank robbers, and while you were waiting you met a girl?

Sure ok that has possibilities. So I started writing that.  Around 538 words later I realised I was in trouble. So with great effort I finished with this effort:

“Oi let her go, or you’ll get a slap!” A man’s voice cried out. Katrina and Anton looked over to see a young man marching towards them with intent. Katrina could see the stranger’s dark eyes burning with fury. 

“Look this ain’t your business mate” Anton sneered. To their surprise the stranger kicked Anton hard in the knee. Anton shrieked and crumpled to the ground letting Katrina go as he fell. 

“You hit him?” Katrina said in shock.
“Job done!” The stranger said “I hate bullies!”
“Who are you?” Katrina asked. Suddenly a burglar alarm went off.
“Bollocks! Look are you alright?” the stranger asked urgently.
“I guess?” Katrina said. The Stranger smiled as he ran off.


It's sliced, it's diced and I really wasn't happy with it at all.  But then while commuting to work listening to Adele's new album I had a new idea. And here it is:


As Paul walked in he instantly saw Emma, and he felt his heart pound in his chest.  She looked so cute in a red and black outfit. It highlighted her pretty pale skin and her dazzling green eyes.  She was talking to some tall blonde guy. Paul nervously hovered behind trying to look casual.  The blonde guy moved off. This was his chance. He felt sick with nerves, but with a deep breath he walked up to her. Paul hesitated before speaking.
“Hi.” He said nervously
“Hi, and what can I get you tonight?” Emma asked.
“Umm, a whopper meal please.”
“Anything else?”
Ask her, ask her.
“Umm onions rings?”
“Ok that’s $12.50.” Emma said
“Thanks.” Paul said.
Dammit!

So that is what I sent off today. Thanks to those who gave me advice on this I appreciate it. 

Cheers